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Apple has final
ly released the long awaited iTouch Huge Edition! This is a new version of the iTouch created specifically for overweight people. Apple has faced America’s growing obesity problem and is making gadgets for the fat. The new iTouch has a larger keyboard – almost the size of a full keyboard; very convenient for chubby fingers that couldn’t type on the iTouch 3G. The iTouch Huge Edition runs the same operating system as the iTouch 3G and is compatible with the same applications. This means that you can play Papi Jump on a large scale 
So what can you do with the iTouch Huge Edition?
| You can look at a picture of a creeper! | You can watch a racing video and pretend you’re playing! |
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You can also stalk your Facebook friends and send them emails.
Now that you really want to buy the new iTouch Huge Edition, let’s take a look at the price. The cheapest version is $499. It would be a decent size but there aren’t many new features in the new edition. There’s a new CPU but that’s pretty much it. All the extra cost is for more plastic and stuff to get the thing so enormous. No, there isn’t flash support, which means you still can’t play Bloons Tower Defense while on the go. The good news is Apple has been generous and allowed you to read books on it to make up for the poor gaming! Now the only question is “Is your pant size lorge enough so you can fit the iTouch Huge Edition in your back pocket?”
